I’m making shirts now, churbs! Here’s one: Planet Christopher and Moonie. Weat it on your body, and when someone asks you who the heck is on your torso covering, make sure to say, “The Talking Boxes will increase your life by 900 %.”
I’ve got a new shirt design for sale at Misterdressup! I know you’re going to love it. Have a gander at Aquatic Man! Buy one and send me a picture of you wearing it. I’ll post the pics here and tell everyone how unbelievable you are!