I write book for you.
Preorder Melidora now! Here! <–That’s a link!
I wrote a real novel. This is my second one, actually. Ryan Valle did the cover art, so there’s no speaking squares on it or anything. But seriously: everyone you know will love this book. Really. It’s honestly good, and I worked very hard on it. Editing cost me $800 – that’s some clams.
If you love me, or have ever loved me, or ever plan to love me in the future, preorder now. For the children.