Considering Triangle

The Talking Triangle has baffled thoughtstaticians for fractions of centuries. What kind of shape is he really? A tetrahedron? A square pyramid? Where’s the back of him, and how do his eyes move over his corners? Being slanted, is he always looking diagonally up? It is a harsh truth that you can never know. No one knows; Triangle’s got even the world’s greatest scientistic detectives stumped. This is the source of his confounding allure.